Posted: 5/4/2016, 4:07 a.m. EDT
I've been trying to keep the workplace safe by
making it a velociraptor free space since I was just a pup. Dad always
tells me that "You should never allow walking lizards to roam free in
the office." They are so unpredictable that you just never know when
one will sneak up on you and have you for lunch or a mid-morning snack.
I especially hate it when they get into the frig in the break room and
eat your lunch. I just hate that.