You Know It's Time To Retire When:
1. You remember where your office is, but not exactly what you do
2. It’s more satisfying to carry your dog’s pooper scooper than
3. You’ve been drinking the office coffee so long you think it
actually tastes good.
4. Spreading sheets sounds more appealing than a spreadsheet.
5. A “nice little fling at the office” means you hit the
wastebasket with a wad of paper.