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TOPIC:  Football Ö

Posted:  1/29/2016, 4:56 a.m. ET

 

Iíve been thinking about the big game on February 7th, you know Ė the Super Bowl.  Dad usually makes a large bet with a friend of his.  There was discussion this year about betting momís car, but I talked him out of it.  I explained that he would surely get kicked out of the big house if he lost, and that heíd be forced to live with me in the dawg house.  He thought that was okay until I told him that my refrigerator isnít working.  Turns out you can't drink beer unless itís cold.  It's all about the beer.

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