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TOPIC:  Chilliní Ö

Posted:  1/28/2016, 4:21 a.m. ET

 

Iíve been practicing how to chill from all the daily stress.  Iíve found that people de-stress in various ways.  Some go to the Bahamas or to Nunica, Michigan, while some seek out comfort food (thatís my fav), and still some others dangle their feet in the pool.  Personally I find throwing the cat into the pool to be quite refreshing.  I say, take on the day.

Gifts ...

 

An Irish Girl finally comes back home after having been gone for 5 years.  Her father asked, "Where have you been all this time?  Why did you not write to us, not even a line?  Why didn't you call?"

 

The girl crying replied, "Dad, I became a prostitute."

 

"Whaaa!!?  Out of here you shameless harlot!  You're a disgrace to this family."

 

"OK, daddy.  If that's your wish.  I just came back to give mom this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $4 million.  For my little brother, this gold Rolex.  And for you daddy, a sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club and an invitation for you all to spend a fun week on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."

 

"Now what was it you said you had become, again?" says her father.

 

Girl, crying again, "A prostitute dad!  A prostitute"

 

"Oooooh!  You scared me half to death, girl!  I thought you said a Protestant.  Come here and give your dad a hug!"

 

... Squirrel Stupidity ...

 

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels

who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!

 

 

Terri Conn
is 41 today
January 28, 1975

American Actress
"Katie Snyder" on "As the World Turns"
"Christine (Aubrey Wentworth) Karr"
on "One Life to Live"

 

 

 

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