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Gifts ...
An Irish Girl finally comes back home after having been gone for 5
years. Her father asked, "Where have you been all this time?
Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't you
call?"
The girl crying replied, "Dad, I became a prostitute."
"Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot! You're a
disgrace to this family."
"OK, daddy. If that's your wish. I just came back to give
mom this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a
savings certificate for $4 million. For my little brother, this
gold Rolex. And for you daddy, a sparkling new Mercedes limited
edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the
country club and an invitation for you all to spend a fun week on board
my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."
"Now what was it you said you had become, again?" says her father.
Girl, crying again, "A prostitute dad! A prostitute"
"Oooooh! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you
said a Protestant. Come here and give your dad a hug!"
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