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TOPIC:  Grilling Ö

Posted:  1/27/2016, 4:54 a.m. ET

 

This is the time of year when I wonder to myself, 'self, where the hell are all the grilled food yummies'?  Seriously, most of the year I can expect an occasional dog or burger or brat, but come the latter of January the tasty treats stop.  Dad blames it on the weather, but I think itís more about a word called p r o c r a s t I n a t I o n!  Fire that baby up!

Things You Should Do Before You Die ...

 

Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.

 

Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.

 

Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!

 

Bring a desk on an elevator.  When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

 

Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.

 

When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.

 

Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"

 

... The Alphabet ...

 

In Topeka, KS, no one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

 

 

Lily Donaldson
is 29 today
January 27, 1987

British Model
Covers: Vogue UK, Australia, Italy & China
Victoria's Secret, Max Mara, Shiatzy Chen,
Dior, Jil Sander, Dolce & Gabbana

2012 Summer Olympics closing ceremony model
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015

 

 

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