Things You Should Do Before You Die ...
Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I
ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!
Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they
have an appointment.
Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade
to an apple.
When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk
Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE