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TOPIC:  Rodent Squirrels Ö

Posted:  1/21/2016, 4:56 a.m. ET

 

Us dawgs really do not care for squirrels.  Iíve met some cats who like squirrels, but I think thatís only because theyíre from the same species of rodent.  The squirrels in our neighborhood love stealing our acorns, so in order to track the evidence, I spent the fall plating each of our acorns gold.  The squirrels donít even notice, because besides being stupid they are also colorblind.  If you see a stupid squirrel shucking a golden acorn, invite him over and have him for dinner.

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