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TOPIC:  Football Final Four Ö

Posted:  1/18/2016, 4:56 a.m. ET

 

So Carolina (Panthers) beat Seattle (Seahawks) and Denver (Broncos) beat Pittsburgh (Steelers) yesterday which was totally expected.  Like I always say, why play Powerball when you can bet on sports.  This leaves the final football four (a.k.a. FFF, or F cubed) to be Carolina - Arizona in the NFC, and Denver - New England in the AFC. At this time, SkippyDawg Betting, Inc. suggests placing your SkippyCash on the AFC.  Please resume normal activity. 

One-Liners ...

 

What's Irish and stays out all night?.....Patio Furniture.

 

Who don't penguins fly?.....They're not tall enough to be pilots.

 

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?.....Annette.

 

When a clock is still hungry, it.....goes back four seconds.

 

Your debt will stay with you if you can't.....budge it.

 

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?.....A chew chew train.

 

What is the world's most popular wine?....."I donít like Brussels sprouts."

 

What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons?.....Hose A and Hose B.

 

... Pet Rock Gone Wild ...

 

In 1976

An LA secretary named Jannene Swift

Officially married a 50 pound rock in a ceremony witnessed by more than 20 people

 

So, if I get the schist of this, she married a rock who she took for granite

 

Q Dawg's Dad is
well let's just say
Considerably older today
January 18, 1950...ish


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