What's Irish and stays out all night?.....Patio
Who don't penguins fly?.....They're not tall enough
to be pilots.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?.....Annette.
When a clock is still hungry, it.....goes back four
Your debt will stay with you if you can't.....budge
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?.....A
chew chew train.
What is the world's most popular wine?....."I donít
like Brussels sprouts."
What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons?.....Hose A and Hose B.