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TOPIC:  Ah Monday’s …

Posted:  1/11/2016, 4:32 a.m. EDT


So dad has to travel today.  Being man's best friend, I put some snow tires on his car so he doesn’t end up in a ditch off the side of the toll road.  I hate it when that happens.  I was going to offer to let him borrow the SkippyChopper, but I think the drive will do him good.  Windshield time is good for helping you put your life in perspective.  Besides, chopper fuel would run about $600 and I just don’t think he has that kind of scratch.  Take on the day.


Things You Should Do Before You Die ...


Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"


Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'


Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.'  Walk away.


Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.


Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!"  Run and pretend to trip.  Crawl away slowly.


... Van Gogh ...


During his lifetime, artist Vincent Van Gogh only sold one of his paintings.


Milena Toscano
is 32 today
January 11, 1984

Brazilian Actress & Model
Nuff said




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