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TOPIC:  Super Bowl

Posted:  2/7/2016, 4:56 a.m. ET


So after waiting two weeks since a real football game (the Pro Bowl doesn't count), Super Bowl Sunday is finally here.  Dad says this is the Super Bowl where Peyton Manning and his pals the Broncos win.  Being a typical cat-hating dawg there is no way I can cheer for a team who has a big panther cat for a logo.  So go Broncos.  All they need is a little catnip.

Questions & Answers About The Carolina Panther's  ...


Q:  Why can't Cam Newton use the phone anymore?

A:  Because he can't find the receiver.


Q:  What do the Panthers and the Post Office have in common?

A:  Neither deliver on Sundays!


Q:  What do you call a Carolina Panther with a Super Bowl ring?

A:  A thief.


Q:  What do the Carolina Panthers and Billy Graham have in common?

A:  They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q:  How do you keep the Carolina Panthers out of your yard?

A:  Put up goal posts.


Q:  What does a Carolina Panthers fan do after their team wins the Super Bowl?

A:  Turn off the PlayStation 3.


Q:  What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?

A:  Have him watch a couple Carolina Panthers games.


Q:  Why do Carolina Panthers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?

A:  So they can park in handicap spaces.


Q:  What's the difference between the Carolina Panthers & the Taliban?

A:  The Taliban has a running game!


... The Broncos & John Elway ...


John Elway is the

General Manager and Executive Vice President of Football Operations

for the Denver Broncos


Elway was a premier quarterback for Denver Broncos

His debut with the team was in their 1983 season opener

He played his entire 16-year professional career with the team


During the 1997 season Elway and Denver won their first Super Bowl title

in Super Bowl 32 by defeating the Green Bay Packers 3124

The Broncos repeated as champions the following season

in Super Bowl 33 (January 31, 1999) by defeating the Atlanta Falcons 3419

John Elway was voted MVP of Super Bowl 33

This was the last game of his career


Elway could not have gone out in better style

He completed 18-of-29 passes for 336 yards and also ran for a score

The last touchdown pass he would ever throw in the NFL was in this game

It was an 80 yard score to wide receiver Rod Smith

John Elway was named the game's MVP


Elway's number 7 jersey was retired by the Denver Broncos in 1999


Inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2004


Deborah Ann Woll
is 31 today
February 7, 1985

American Actress
"Jessica Hamby" on HBO's "True Blood"
Guest appearances on "Life,"

"Aces 'n Eights," "ER,"
"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,"

"My Name Is Earl,"
"The Mentalist," "Law and Order SVU"
Mother's Day, Little Murder,

Highland Park
"Karen Page" on the Marvel series



"I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store.
They put a Panthers jersey on it and now it sucks again."