God was sitting in Heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, "Lord,
we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way
to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what
you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replied God.
"Well", said the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show me. "
So the scientist bent down to the earth and started to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupted God,
"Get your own dirt."