Sunday, February 28th, 2016 is   

Public Sleeping Day

 

Grand Haven
Lighthouse Pictures

 

 


Previous Skippy Editions 

 

Grand Haven Earth Cam
Michigan Radar
Grand Haven
Bubblewrap
Skippybabes
Skippy Support Desk
Skippydawg Disclaimer
Bob and Tom Radio
Contact Skippy
Bing
Google
Yahoo! 

TOPIC:  Sleeping

Posted:  2/28/2016, 4:21 a.m. ET

 

Except for under water, I can sleep just about anywhere.  My favorite routine is to find a place that is fluffy soft and sunny.  Prior to sleeping it is important to eat approximately one-half pound of bacon washed down with your favorite beverage.  In order to fall asleep, you must be sufficiently tired.  So in that regard, suggest chasing down the neighborhood cat or some other comparatively ugly rodent.

 

Creation ...

 

God was sitting in Heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore.  Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing.  In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

 

"Oh, is that so?  Tell me..." replied God.

 

"Well", said the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

 

"Well, that's interesting.  Show me. "

 

So the scientist bent down to the earth and started to mold the soil.

 

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupted God,

 

"Get your own dirt."

 

... Smile ...

 

To have your picture taken by the very first camera you would have had to sit still for 8 hours!

 

 

Sarah Bolger
is 25 today
February 28, 1991

Irish Actress
America, Stormbreaker,
The Spiderwick Chronicles
"Lady Mary Tudor"

in the series "The Tudors"

 

 

"It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly"