Posted: 2/2/2016, 4:56 a.m.
I like Groundhog Day because it introduces the
possibility of a free lunch for the old Skipster. Any ground
dwelling rodent who dares pop their head out of their house deserves to
be harassed by aboveground dwelling cute little doggies. I like
them best with a little mustard and a cool refreshing drink.
Home Security ...
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each
corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret
Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month.