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TOPIC:  Groundhogs

Posted:  2/2/2016, 4:56 a.m. ET

 

I like Groundhog Day because it introduces the possibility of a free lunch for the old Skipster.  Any ground dwelling rodent who dares pop their head out of their house deserves to be harassed by aboveground dwelling cute little doggies.  I like them best with a little mustard and a cool refreshing drink.

 

Home Security ...

 

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

 

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

 

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

 

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month.

 

... Pronunciation ...

 

It is illegal to mispronounce 'Arkansas'

while in the state of Arkansas!

 

Gemma Arterton
is 30 today
February 2, 1986

English Actress
"Strawberry Fields" in Quantum of Solace
Clash of the Titans, Byzantium
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

"Gretel" in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

 

 

 

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think of Algebra"