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TOPIC:  Batteries Ö

Posted:  2/18/2016, 4:55 a.m. ET

 

There are about a zillion different types of batteries.  They are all expensive and they all fail eventually.  The really expensive batteries can be recharged, assuming you pay for the ac power provided from electrical outlets.  In case youíre wondering, the outlets are provided with a constant charge from places where they actually make energy.  Some of these places use hamsters running on wheels to make power, while others take lumps of coal gathered from bad children (the lumps are often given as Christmas gifts) in order to make the magic juice. 

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Why didnít the lifeguard save the hippie?  Because he was too far out man!

 

I wrote a song about a tortilla.  Well actually, itís more of a wrap.

 

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Malese Jow
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February 18, 1991

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"Geena Fabiano" on "Unfabulous"
"Lucy Stone" on "Big Time Rush"
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