New Drugs For Women ...
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.