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TOPIC:  Grouchy …

Posted:  2/16/2016, 4:23 a.m. ET

 

Thank goodness I’m not a grouch all the time.  I usually get grouchy only about every other day.  Dad says that dawg’s with a bad disposition get less treats, so that is a good reason to smile, at least occasionally.  Mom says that no one likes a “Debbie Downer” and so if you want lots of friends you have to be cheery.  It’s going to be tough for me to change my ways, because some of my favorite things include showing my teeth, growling and barking incessantly for no reason.  Take on the day. 

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DAMNITOL

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

 

ST. MOMMA'S WORT

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

 

PEPTOBIMBO

Liquid silicone drink for single women.  Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

 

FLIPITOR

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

 

ANTI-TALKSIDENT

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

 

NAGAMENT

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

 

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