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President's Day

 

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TOPIC:  President’s Day …

Posted:  2/15/2016, 5:03 a.m. ET

 

Whenever President’s Day rolls around I start thinking that I really should run for President. I mean, most anybody could do it.  From what I can tell, everyone wants to hear what you have to say, and I learned to “speak” a number of years ago.  You also get to ride around in a nice black limousine, and who doesn’t like getting a car ride?  Apparently you have to be a natural born USA citizen, and I have that covered.  You also have to be at least 35, and I have that covered too, being more than that in dawg years.  So I say vote for The Skipster in 2016!

 

Looking For Solutions ...

 

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.  She dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

 

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked," Is your Daddy home?"

 

"Yes", whispered the small voice.  "May I talk with him?" the woman asked.  To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

 

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked," Is your Mommy there?"

 

"Yes", came the answer.  "May I talk with her?"  Again the small voice whispered, "no".

 

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided she would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.  "Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

 

"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman".  Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman"?

 

"No, he's busy", whispered the child."  Busy doing what?, asked the boss.  "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.

 

Growing concerned and even worried as she heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

 

"A hello-copper", answered the whispering voice.  "What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed.

 

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

 

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there"?

 

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:

 

"They're looking for me"

 

... President's Day ...

 

As president, George Washington pulled in a salary of $25K a year.

That’s roughly $1 million in today’s currency.

Excited by his newfound purchasing power, Washington started living it up,

reportedly buying leopard-skin robes for all his horses

and spending seven percent of his income on alcohol.

 

Nia Sanchez
is 26 today
February 15, 1990

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