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TOPIC:  Beans

Posted: 7/3/2015, 4:23 a.m. EDT

 

I consider beans to be one of the basic food groups - you know, bacon, beans, and SkippyTreats.  I especially like my beans with dogs (hot dogs) and maybe even a side of cottage cheese - but I digress.  Beans are indeed the magical fruit, so if you partake, make sure you bring your own Fabreeze.  That is all.

 

 

The Guilty Party ...

 

A workman was killed at a construction site.  The police began questioning a number of the other workers.  Based with past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime suspects.  They were a rather motley crew:

 

The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.

 

The carpenter thought he was a stud, because once he tried to frame another man.

 

The painter had a brush with the law several years ago.

 

The heating, ventilation and air conditioning contractor was known to pack heat.  He was even arrested once but managed to duct the charges.

 

The mason was suspect because he gets stoned regularly.

 

The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter.

 

The autopsy led the police to arrest the carpenter, who subsequently confessed.  The evidence against him was irrefutable, because it was found that when the workman died he was totally hammered.

 

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