Shrink Jokes ...
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent.
An elevator walks into a psychiatrist office and says, hey Doc i
think I'm out of control.
The Doctor replies your an elevator in your line of work your going to
have your ups and downs!
What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
Why is psychotherapy a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a