Monday, July 13th, 2015 is    

Embrace Your Geekness Day

 

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TOPIC:  Geeks

Posted: 7/13/2015, 4:52 a.m. EDT

 

Dad says I look a little geeky when I put on my glasses.  Unfortunately, glasses are mandatory for older dawgs.  I think needing glasses is probably the result of reading way too many books, magazines, road signs, emails, newspapers, medicine bottles, and bacon wrappers over the years.  I suppose wearing contacts would be less geeky, but putting in contacts with paws is pretty difficult.  Oh, and Dad says to cheer up because tomorrow is Tuesday.

 

Shrink Jokes ...

 

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

 

An elevator walks into a psychiatrist office and says, hey Doc i think I'm out of control.

The Doctor replies your an elevator in your line of work your going to have your ups and downs!

 

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

 

Why is psychotherapy a lot quicker for a man then for a women?

Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

 

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

 

... Age ...

 

For a short period of time, you were the youngest person on earth.

 

 

 

 

Ashley Scott
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