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TOPIC:  First Day

Posted: 8/1/2015, 4:21 a.m. EDT

 

So July is history and now it's August.  This is a good day because most of the activity here at the Grand Haven Coast Guard Festival happens today, including a large parade and great fireworks.  Some dawgs don't like fireworks because they say it hurts their ears.  I'm here to tell you it's all a lie.  Generally speaking, dawgs don't like fireworks because it takes them away from having bacon sandwiches.  That's right.  10 pm or thereabouts is prime dawg time for bacon sandwiches.  And now you know the rest of the story.

 

Farmers Date ...

 

A farmer had 3 lovely daughters, all who had dates on Friday night.  One by one the local boys came by to pick them up.

 

The first boy arrived and said: Hi, Im Eddie, Im here for Betty, were going steady, is she ready?  The farmer called Betty and she and Eddie went on their way.

 

The second boy arrived and said: Hi, Im Joe, Im here for Flo, were going to the show, is she ready to go?   The farmer called Flo and she and Joe went on their way.

 

The third boy arrived in an old beat up pickup, came to the door and said: Hi, Im Chuck.  The farmer shot him.

 

 

... Velcro ...

 

George de Mestral, the inventor of Velcro,

also received a patent for a toy plane at age 12

Sasha Jackson
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August 1, 1988

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