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TOPIC:  Newspaper Carrier Chasing

Posted: 9/4/2014, 4:54 a.m. EDT


Back in the day I used to chase the paperboy and/or papergirl.  That was all part of my routine dawg training.  In the advanced class we were taught how to use weaponry to disable the paperboy or papergirls vehicle (usually your common every day bicycle) rather than trying to chase it down.  I still use those advanced techniques today.  You have to adapt as you get older, and besides, who doesn't like advanced weaponry? 


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BUDDHA:  Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.


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ERNEST HEMINGWAY:  To die. In the rain.  Alone.


PAT BUCHANAN:  To steal a job from a decent, hard working American.


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