Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road ...
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or
the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross
the road; it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard
L.A. POLICE DEPT.: Give us five minutes with the
chicken and we'll find out.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?