Stupid Questions ...
Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how
long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out
of a dill pickle?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?
Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart?
How long is a piece of string?