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Now That I'm Older, Here's What I've Discovered ...
My wild oats have turned to prunes and All Bran.
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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