Fifth Grade ...
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment ...
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol
was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail
out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a
pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down
so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right
in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them
with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the
knife, 'till the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your
daddy teach you from that horrible story"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking" said