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TOPIC:  Confusion

Posted: 9/12/2014, 4:43 a.m. EDT

 

So I've heard the expression "dumb dawg" before and been mildly insulted.  It's no fun to have someone think you're not the sharpest tool in the drawer. So that's when I decided to finally go and get my doctorate in advanced cat psychology.  Now no one thinks I'm a dumb dawg with "Doctor" in front of my name.  However, I've discovered that psychoanalyzing a cat will drive you crazy and now I need a shrink. 

The Man Code ...

 

1.  If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

 

2.  When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

 

3.  Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

 

4.  Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

 

5.  The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes.  For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

 

... Chinese Checkers ...

 

Chinese Checkers is not Chinese.

It was created in America to circumvent the patent for a popular boardgame called Halma,

 invented by a Boston surgeon named George Howard Monks

 

 

Emmy Rossum
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September 12, 1986

American Actress, Singer-Songwriter
Mystic River, The Day After Tomorrow,
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Poseidon, Dragonball: Evolution, Dare,
"Fiona Gallagher" on Showtime's dramedy "Shameless"

 

 

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