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The Man Code ...
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and
should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even
permitted to deny his very existence.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must
bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
4. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
5. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is
5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required
to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic
1-10 scale.
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