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TOPIC:  Monday

Posted: 10/6/2014, 4:49 a.m. EDT

 

Another Monday.  Dad says we should be thankful for Monday because it means we're alive to enjoy yet another day on the great planet Earth.  I'm not sure if he's on Prozac, Valium or Zoloft, but it's probably one of those.  He needs drugs because the Tigers and Lions lost yesterday.  Like I always say, people cheering for another Monday should be quickly put in a round padded room.

World War III ...

 

The U.S.A. have succeeded in building a fantastic computer that is able to solve any strategic or tactical problem.  The military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine.  They describe the situation to the computer and then ask it:

 

"Shall we attack?  Shall we retreat?"

 

The computer computes for an hour and then comes up with the answer.

 

"Yes!"

 

The generals, rather stupefied, look at each other.  Finally one of them asks the computer:

 

"Yes, what?"

 

After another fifteen minutes the computer replies:

 

"Yes, Sir!"

 

... Noodles ...

 

In Japan, it is considered good form to loudly slurp your noodles

as a way of telling your host that you are enjoying the meal

 

 

Olivia Thirlby
is 28 today
October 6, 1986

American Actress
"Leah" in Juno
"Natalie" in The Darkest Hour
"Judge Cassandra Anderson" in Dredd

 

 

 

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