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TOPIC:  Detroit Tigers …

Posted: 10/5/2014, 5:01 a.m. EDT

 

So the Baltimore Orioles cheated during the first two games of the playoffs.  Dad says they play in Detroit today at 3:45 Eastern, at which time the Tigers will retake control of their destiny and actually win.  To be blunt, Detroit has to win the next three games or they'll have to go home for a good cry.  Some may say this is impossible, but Dad still has hopes (he takes meds).  I hear they have hired Derek Jeter to pitch the 8th and 9th innings so they won't lose again.  Play Ball.

 

 

The Church Service of the Future ...

 

PASTOR:  “Praise the Lord!”

 

CONGREGATION:  “Hallelujah!”

 

PASTOR:  “Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13 and please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”

 

P-a-u-s-e……

 

“Now, Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands.  Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God”

 

S-i-l-e-n-c-e

 

“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready.”  The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

 

You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password ‘Lord909887.’

 

Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.  You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password ‘Lord909887.’

 

Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.

 

Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.”

 

The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!

 

“Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.

 

This week’s ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place.  Please log in and don’t miss out.

 

Thursday’s Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT.  Please don’t miss out.

 

You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers

 

God bless you and have nice day."

 

... Kit Kat ...

 

The Kit Kat bar got its name from the Kit Kat Club in London’s West End,

a joint famous for bringing dance-band music to the city in the 1920s

 

Kate Winslet
is 39 today
October 5, 1975

English Actress & Singer
Heavenly Creatures,

Sense and Sensibility,
Titanic, Quills, Iris,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Finding Neverland, Little Children,
The Reader, Revolutionary Road

 

 

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