An Affair ...
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at
the airport. It was after midnight. While in route to his
home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man
suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in
the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the
house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband
switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife
in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted,
"Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told
you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.
He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the
lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays
the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he
catches a cold."