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TOPIC:  Cat Training

Posted: 10/2/2014, 4:44 a.m. EDT

 

I have this theory that you can't teach cats anything.  Mom was out trying to disprove the theory yesterday when she took the little rodent out in the car with the intent of teaching it how to drive.  She figures that if there's an emergency it could get us to the hospital if it knows how to drive.  This sounds good up front but in this case it was a simple case of mom failing to take her medication.

 

 

An Affair ...

 

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport.  It was after midnight.  While in route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.  The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.  For $100, the cabby agreed.  Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.  The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.

 

The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.  The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous!  I lied when I told you I inherited money.  He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.  He paid for our new cabin cruiser.  He paid for our house at the lake.  He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

 

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.  He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"  The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

 

... The Ear ...

 

The little bump on the front side of your ear is called a Tragus

 

 

 

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October 2, 1979

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