... More Cow Jokes ...
Q: Where do the cows go on Saturday night?
A: To the MOOvies.
Q: Where do cows go when they get married?
A: On a honeyMOOn
Q: What do you call a cow that works for a
A: a lawn MOOer
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
Q: What do you get when you have a cow and a
A: Milk and Quackers
Q: How did the cowboy count his cows?
A: With a COWculator.