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TOPIC:  Cat Truths

Posted: 3/7/2014, 5:03 a.m. EST

 

So I was talking to the cat about my intergalactic travels yesterday and it tells me that it too was assimilated by the Borg during one of its previous several lives  The rodent reminded me that it has nine lives, but said it's really not sure which one of them was involved during said assimilation.

 

It said its name was Tard of Borg but I doubt it. It was probably more like Turd of Borg.  Take on the weekend.

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Puns of Fun ...

 

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.iPod

 

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop any time.

 

When chemists die, they barium.

 

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

 

I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

 

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

 

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.

 

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

 

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

 

Fun Facts to Know And Yell

... TV Commercials ...

 

Television lost about 20 percent of its advertising revenue

immediately after tobacco ads were banned in 1971

 

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Raquel Alessi
is 31 today
March 7, 1983

American Actress & Model
"Lia Mathers" in the FOX series "Standoff"
Ghost Rider, Miss March
Uncle Sam, Carlito's Way: Rise to Power
Maxim's Hot 100 in 2007

 

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