Astronaut Jokes ..
How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?
What should an astronaut do when he gets dirty?
Take a meteor shower
What did the astronaut think of the restaurant on
the moon? He thought the food was fine but there wasn't much of an
What did the astronaut see on the stove? An
unidentified frying object
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer
keyboard? The space bar
What do you call an astronaut's watch? A
Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? In
their launch boxes