Healing Powers ...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one
is blind and the other is a Democrat.
A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a
beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on them.
He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his
sight is restored.
He touches the man in the wheelchair and the guy
jumps up and walks away.
He walks to the Democrat and the guy yells, ‘Whoa,
God! I’m on workman’s comp!’
is 32 today
March 3, 1982
American Actress, Model & Singer
"Mary Camden" in the series "7th Heaven"
Ulee's Gold, The Rules of Attraction,
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
Blade: Trinity, Stealth,
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry,
The A-Team, New Year's Eve,
Emanuel and the Truth about Fishes