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Excavator 

 

TOPIC:  Gearing Up

Posted: 3/27/2014, 5:15 a.m. EDT

 

So after this long winter I have all this pent up energy.  My first thought is to start excavating dads backyard.  I don't know why, but most of us dawgs have this deep seated desire to bury things.

 

My great great grandpa Skippy used to bury squirrels and cats, so apparently the urge is hereditary.  I'm thinking about renting a backhoe.  I just have to wait for all the snow to melt. 

 

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Working For a Living ...

 

A bum comes up to the front door of a nice looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door.  When the owner answers, the bum asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat?  I haven't had a good meal in several days."

 

The rich farmer says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime farming and people.  I've never given anything away for nothing.  However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush.  If you will paint my porch in the back of the house I will give you a good meal."

 

So the poor fellow goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door.  The owner asks, "Finished already?  Good.  Come on in. Sit down.  The cook will bring your meal right in."

 

The bum says, "Thank you very much, sir.  But there's something that I think you should know.  It's not a Porsche you got there.  It's a BMW."

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... Grawlix ...

 

Symbols such as "!#@%" that are used to indicate swearing in comic strips

are called grawlix

 

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