TOPIC: St. Patrick's Day …
Posted: 3/17/2014, 5:00 a.m. EDT
So every year about this time my pal Bugsy down the street insists he's
Irish. I've asked him for proof and all he shows me is how drunk
he can get drinking Guinness. Apparently he steals it from his
owner because (at least in Michigan) it's still illegal for stores to
sell to cute little doggies.
Honestly I think he just likes the wearing of the green. Take on
the day and stay sober!