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TOPIC:  Holiday Prep

Posted: 7/3/2014, 4:51 a.m. EDT

 

So we're in the middle of preparing for the long holiday weekend.  The 4th of July is usually a pretty good time for us dawgs because there is plenty of grilled food.  Burgers, dogs, brats, ribs, chops, chicken, and sometimes cat are all part of the food fare.  Dad says the weekend is not really a celebration of our independence, but more a choice about whether to grill with charcoal or propane.  Party on Garth

 

More Things to Do in a Mall ...

 

1.  Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.

 

2.  In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, 'I see London, I see France..'

 

3.  Play the tuba for change.

 

4.  Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers.

 

5.  Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will 'give you a really wicked buzz'.

 

6.  Ask the personnel at Pier 1 Imports whether they have 'any giant crap made out of straw'.

 

... Cigars ...

 

Historians believe that cigars have been a fixture in the Caribbean since 900.

 

Proof comes from an ancient Guatemalan jug

that shows a Mayan kicking back with a stogie.

 

 

Olivia Munn
is 34 today
July 3, 1980

American Actress, Comedian, Model,
TV Personality, Author, Food Eater
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"Maria" in Big Stan
Insanitarium, Date Night, Iron Man 2
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I Don't Know How She Does It,
The Babymakers, Magic Mike

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