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Order in the Court ...
Judge: "Well, Sir, I have reviewed this case and
I've decided to give your wife $775.00 a week."
Husband: "That's fair, your honor. I'll try to send her
a few bucks myself."
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to
school for it.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: You said the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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