TOPIC: Garage Sale Ö
Posted: 7/20/2014, 5:00 a.m. EDT
Okay so the garage sale is finally over. Apparently we made $1.2
million dollars (US). Thankfully the garage is still here, but is
seems much less cluttered than it was. I was trying to sell our
cat during the sale, but no one seemed to want it. So I took it to
the Salvation Army. They know what to do with rodents.
Cheers, Cliff Clavin Explaining the Buffalo Theory to his Buddy
"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know,
kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few
... The Moon Landing ...
Neil Armstrong (commander), Buzz Aldrin (lunar module pilot)
and Michael Collins (command module pilot) were the crew
The Apollo 11 spacecraft consisted of the command module, Columbia,
and the lunar module, Eagle.
The crew traveled 240,000 miles from the Earth to the moon in 76 hours.