Why it’s Better to be a Woman ...
1. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re
2. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
3. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
4. It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a
5. We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
6. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
7. If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.