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TOPIC:  TGIF …

Posted: 8/8/2014, 5:03 a.m. EDT

 

Finally it's Friday.  Thursday wasn't really too bad, but it never seems to live up to the reputation of Friday.  Dad says Fridays are great unless you happen to live in Hawaii and there are two hurricanes bearing down on you trying to wipe out your entire grass skirt collection.  It must be horrible having to live in a tropical island paradise.

Two Cows ...

 

GERMAN CORPORATION

 

You have two cows.

You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.

Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

 

ITALIAN CORPORATION

 

You have two cows but you don't know where they are.

While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.

You break for lunch.

Life is good.

 

RUSSIAN CORPORATION

 

You have two cows.

You have some vodka.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You have some more vodka.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

 

... The Dollar ...

 

“National Dollar Day” commemorates the establishment of the

US monetary system on this day in 1786

 

But the first dollar bill wasn’t issued until 1862

 

 

Jennifer Proske
is 27 today
August 8, 1987

Canadian American Actress
"Becca Crane" in the spoof film Vampires Suck

 

 

 

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