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TOPIC:  Offline Blues!

Posted: 8/30/2014, 5:56 a.m. EDT


Okay, so the Skipster has been silent the last few days.  I could go into a long explanation about how my web hosting service are idiots, up but it would just be boring.  Besides if I said what I thought, would probably end up being banned in all public libraries - and we can't have that!  Suffice it to say that TODAY the web host has their server working and Skippy is feeling better!  Enjoy.


Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road ...


LOUIS FARRAKHAN:  The road, you will see, represents the black man.  The chicken crossed the black man in order to trample him and keep him down!


JERRY FALWELL:  Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?  Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face?  The chicken was going to the 'other side.'  That's what 'they' call it -- the 'other side.'  And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.  I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.'


THE BIBLE:  And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.'  And the chickens crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.


GRANDPA:  In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.  Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.


... G-Rated Films ...


G-rated family films earn more money than any other rated films;

however, only 4% of Hollywood's output is G-rated




Cameron Diaz
is 42 today
August 30, 1972

American Actress & Former Model
The Mask, My Best Friend's Wedding
There's Something About Mary, Charlie's Angels
Voice of "Princess Fiona" in the Shrek series
Knight and Day, The Holiday, The Green Hornet
Bad Teacher, Being John Malkovich,
Vanilla Sky, Gangs of New York,
The Counselor, The Other Woman



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