A Man Goes to See The Preacher ...
"Preacher, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you
The Preacher asks, "What's wrong?"
The man replies, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Preacher, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me.
What should I do?"
The Preacher then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see
what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Preacher calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your
wife on the phone. She talked to me, without interruption for
three hours. Do you want to hear my sincere advice?"
The man anxiously says, "Yes, Yes!"
"Take the poison," says the Preacher.