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TOPIC:  The End

Posted: 8/3/2014, 5:00 a.m. EDT


So the 2014 Coast Guard festival is over.  I went down to the beach to help the folks clean up.  It was pretty clean actually.  I guess the cold water temperature had something to do with it.  Dad says not too many humans want to go swimming when the water is 41 degrees.  I can't say that I blame them.  Dad also says this punches a hole in the Global Warming theory.  Next year the theory says that the water will 212 degrees.  So, on the bright side, this will allow everyone to cook their hotdogs.  Just mustard on mine please. 



A Man Goes to See The Preacher ...


"Preacher, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."Prophet


The Preacher asks, "What's wrong?"


The man replies, "My wife is poisoning me."


The Preacher, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"


The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me.  What should I do?"


The Preacher then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."


A week later the Preacher calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone.  She talked to me, without interruption for three hours.  Do you want to hear my sincere advice?"


The man anxiously says, "Yes, Yes!"


"Take the poison," says the Preacher.


... Pentheraphobia  ...


Pentheraphobia is the persistent fear of your mother-in-law 



Dear God


Evangeline Lilly
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August 3, 1979

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Coast Guard Festival

July 25 to August 3, 2014

Same Time Next Year

(except the year will probably be 2015)



Coast Guard Festival 

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