Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road ...
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He
said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the
chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your
own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the
road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. I do not
know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
BARACK OBAMA: We categorically deny the chicken
did cross the road and any allegations to the contrary by the right-wing
extremists should be postponed until I am out of office. Could you
define 'chicken' please?