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TOPIC:  Jokes

Posted: 8/16/2014, 4:53 a.m. EDT

 

I probably like jokes more than your average dawg and I agree with dad that laughter is the best medicine.  I'm not sure what specific ailment we're trying to cure, but I do agree that some medicine is better than others.  I really like it when mom tries to hide medicine in SkippyTreats.  I catch her every time.  Take on your Saturday.

 

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