Car Accident - Actual Excuses ...
The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with
a big mouth.
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a
place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to
stop in time to avoid the accident.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to
swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over.
I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the
hood of my car.