Signs of a Bad Secretary ...
You have to frequently scrape White-Out off her computer monitor.
When he gets low on typing paper he asks you what to do; you tell him to
use copy paper. He then takes a blank piece of typing paper and puts it
into the copy machine and makes 10 copies.
The Ringling Brothers Clown College announces that she has won a prize
for her original make-up.
He staples his thumbs together more than once a week.
Types 60 words per minute.......but not in English.
Wears White-Out for nail polish.