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Administrative Professionals Day

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TOPIC:  Administrative Professionals

Posted: 4/23/2014, 4:56 a.m. EDT

Dad says he remembers back when administrative professionals were called "secretaries."  I knew he was old, but that's ridiculous. 

 

Actually us dawgs don't have much need for an administrative professional.  Take me for example, if I need some filing done or appointments made I usually tap our rodent cat.  I've found the cat works pretty cheap, and I can usually get away with paying it below minimum wage as long I remember to first roll the money in cat nip.  Of course I usually pay cash to avoid getting the feds involved.  Enjoy the day.

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Signs of a Bad Secretary ...

 

You have to frequently scrape White-Out off her computer monitor.

 

When he gets low on typing paper he asks you what to do; you tell him to use copy paper. He then takes a blank piece of typing paper and puts it into the copy machine and makes 10 copies.Secretary

 

The Ringling Brothers Clown College announces that she has won a prize for her original make-up.

 

He staples his thumbs together more than once a week.

 

Types 60 words per minute.......but not in English.

 

Wears White-Out for nail polish.

 

Fun Facts to Know And Yell

 

... Secretaries ...

 

The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing

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