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TOPIC:  Income Taxes …

Posted: 4/15/2014, 4:34 a.m. EDT

 

Okay so dawgs don't pay taxes, but that doesn't mean I don't have an opinion of the whole process of giving 30 to 40 percent of your money to the government.  Actually I see nothing wrong with paying 40 percent.

 

Doing the math … if the typical human lives until about 80 and starts paying income tax at about age 18, that means there are 62 years available to pay your taxes.  40 percent spread over 62 years means you only have to pay about 0.64 percent per year.  So what's the big deal?  Figures don't lie.  Deal with it.

 

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A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to sharply swerve to avoid a box falling off a truck in front of him.

 

Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.  As the policeman starting writing the ticket he noticed the box was full of nails and tacks.Taxes

 

"I had to serve or I'd have run over those and blown my tires!" protested the driver.

 

"Ok", replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."

 

"What for?!" retorted the man.

 

"Tacks evasion", answered the policeman.

 

Fun Facts to Know And Yell

 

... Community Service ...

 

The concept of community service as a form of probation originated in

Alameda County, California, in 1966.

 

It was first used as an alternative punishment for female traffic offenders.

 

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