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TOPIC:  Glasses …

Posted: 4/10/2014, 4:23 a.m. EDT


Most dawgs don't wear glasses, but I suspect that is only because they're too lazy to go to the ophthalmologist.  I went the other day and discovered that my sight is so bad that sometimes I chase birds thinking they're squirrels.  This diminishes my standing in the hood, because no self-respecting dawg will chase birds unless they are big ones - like geese (I love to chase geese).


Anyway I also had to get bifocals because I'm having a hard time reading.  Right now I'm in to "Cats - are they really necessary?"  Take on the day.


Dawg Breath

More Perks of Being Over 40 ...


1.  You get into heated arguments about pension plans.


2.  You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. Old Lady


3.  You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.


4.  You sing along with elevator music.


5.  Your eyes won't get much worse.


6.  Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.


7.  You can accurately predict the weather with your aching joints.


8.  Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.


9.  Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.


Fun Facts to Know And Yell


... You Want Fries With That? ...


How much do we really love the Golden Arches?


About five percent of the entire U.S. potato crop

goes to make McDonald’s French fries






Shay Mitchell
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April 10, 1987

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"Emily Fields" in the ABC Family series
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