More Perks of Being Over 40 ...
1. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
2. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
3. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
4. You sing along with elevator music.
5. Your eyes won't get much worse.
6. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
7. You can accurately predict the weather with your aching joints.
8. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.
9. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.