Posted: 8/22/2017, 4:29 a.m. EDT
No self-respecting dawg or cat I know likes going to the vet. Most
humans feel the same way, except that their "vet" is called a doctor.
Dad told me this funny joke the other day about a vet who was feeling
ill going to see his doctor. The doctor asked the vet all the
usual questions, about symptoms, how long they had they been occurring,
etc., when he interrupted him: “Hey look, I’m a vet, I don’t need
to ask my patients these kinds of questions. I can tell what’s
wrong just by looking. Why can’t you?" The wise doctor
nodded, looked him up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it
to him. He then said, “There you are. Of course, if that
doesn’t work, we’ll have to have to put you down." Don't you hate
it when they put you down? Assuming that you survived the eclipse,
take on the day.