Why did the pirate go on vacation? For some arrrrrgh and arrrrrgh!!
Why don't pirates need lawyers? They prefer to settle through
Why didn't the pirate's phone work? Because he left it off the
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? Arrrrrgyle!!
Why was the pirate scared of the circle? S'currrrrvey!!
What is a pirate's favorite subject? Arrrrrt!!
Why are pirates great singers? They can hit the high C's!!
What did the pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!!
Why didn't the pirate go to the movies? Because it was arrrrrgh
Why do pirates hang out in groups and drink? Because they love to
Where do pirates get their wooden legs? From a carrrrrpenter!!
What type of food do pirates like the most? Barrrrr-B-Que!!
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap? So if shipwrecked they can
wash themselves ashore.