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TOPIC:  Pirate Talků

Posted:  9/19/2018, 4:02 a.m. EDT

 

It's fun talking like a pirate.  Unfortunately, after about 2 minutes the folks are probably going to escort you out of the building and then spray air freshener and stuff.  This proves that you can only say "Arrrrrrrgh" and "Maty" so many times before sane people reach their breaking point.  Anyway, playing the part of a pirate sounds like it might be fun, what with all the pillaging and treasure.  However, being the sage old dawg that I am, I don't think that really want to be a pirate because of apparent adverse health issues.  For example, I don't want to be forced into having to use a peg leg and/or hook prosthesis, and although it really does look cool, wearing an eye patch would definitely cut down on my field of vision.  Excuse me now I must go now and feed my parrot and walk my plank.

 

Pirate Jokes...

 

Why did the pirate go on vacation?  For some arrrrrgh and arrrrrgh!!

 

Why don't pirates need lawyers?  They prefer to settle through Arrrrrbitration!!

 

Why didn't the pirate's phone work?  Because he left it off the hookh!!

 

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?  Arrrrrgyle!!

 

Why was the pirate scared of the circle?  S'currrrrvey!!

 

What is a pirate's favorite subject?  Arrrrrt!!

 

Why are pirates great singers?  They can hit the high C's!!

 

What did the pirate pay for his corn?  A buccaneer!!

 

Why didn't the pirate go to the movies?  Because it was arrrrrgh rated!!

 

Why do pirates hang out in groups and drink?  Because they love to paarrrrrty, arrrrrgh!!

 

Where do pirates get their wooden legs?  From a carrrrrpenter!!

 

What type of food do pirates like the most?  Barrrrr-B-Que!!

 

Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?  So if shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

 

 

 

 

 

Katrina Bowden
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