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TOPIC:  Old Jokes…

Posted:  7/24/2017, 458 a.m. EDT

 

 

So dad asked me to tell him an old joke, so I told him the one about the man who walks into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Skippy, and sat down to explain his problem.  "Doctor, doctor!" he started.  "No need to repeat yourself, my good man," replied the doctor.  "One 'doctor' is enough."  "Yes, well, you see, I've got this problem," the man continued.  "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog.  A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog.  It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"  "A common canine complex," said doctor Skippy soothingly.  "Come over here and lie down on the couch."  "Oh no, Doctor. I'm not allowed up on the furniture" said the man.  Take on the day.

 

More Ways to Annoy People...

 

Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

 

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

 

Never make eye contact.

 

Never break eye contact.

 

Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

 

Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

 

Make appointments for the 31st of September.

 

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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